feet so large motherfuckers wanna bind me 

i hate my life and so does everyone else

it’s all bullshit folks

and it’s bad for ya

foreverchildblog:

two people who make each other unhappy most of the time are too volatile when they exist in anything but a vacuum, and i apologize to the internet and real life for us both 

ugh

just ugh

  • Garret:

    Can you do me a favor..?

  • Me:

    Uhhh....

  • Garret:

    Can you go smoke a cigarette on the porch?

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